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Welcome to another Pink Elephant’s post, I am your host, Eggy. We always want something we can’t have and once we have it we don’t care about it.
If I really want to trick you, I can give you as many pictures as you want. Well I can’t really tell you what she looks like either, but in mind she looks really cute and sexy. But it’s okayyyy, I don’t expect people to believe me so early on in my blog. As you know, from the reading the title, I’m looking for my girlfriend. No bish, you don’t have that privilege, not even if you’re hot.Traumatic Injuries “We see car accidents, deaths in the family and cancer a lot in catfish scams.This is very common because the best way to avoid meeting up is by having a traumatic experience.For example, if you ask her if she wants anything for her birthday, she’ll say no. Have you ever try those liquor candy, those alcohol filled chocolate? But do you know even if the person has a profile picture on the site that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re real either. They are usually in the obvious place, online dating site.Before you ask her, you already know that she’ll tell you no. The first bite will taste sweet but once you get to the alcohol there is taste of bitterness to it. The popular sites will usually be Match, Ok Cupid, Plentyof Fish, Tinder and so on.And in this day and age, everyone can access to photoshop. After all, I did write a post about how cheating is good for you. She’s lost and she doesn’t know her way home- back home to me. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second, someone in this world is looking for their lover. You need to put yourself out there and get to know people. I’ve been there once; actually I’m still there but that not the point. Your life is not a movie, your life is not a fairy tale, your prince or princess won’t magically fall in your lap.If want to change the picture to be taken as today, I can make it happen. You probably want to throw eggs at me if you see me. Some of you will be thinking why won’t she know her way to her girlfriend’s home? So I need you guys to help me, to help her, to figure out that I exist. Let it be through blind dating, speed dating, online dating or whatever else. I’ll tell you guys now, if you have this thinking in your mind, your chance of finding someone you like is as close as you get hit by a car while crossing the street. Most of us get brainwash by movie and shows thinking that love comes very easy. Although, I do wish mine would but that’s not the point.Their chances of finding someone in real life are higher than normal people, so why would they even need to go online to look for date? They wouldn’t even get pass the second sentence before I goggle their ass.I’m not saying there won’t be cases like this happening but how low is the probability? I’m a little upset because all the women who felt it have let down their guard because the other person is good looking. If a good looking person approach what are the chances you answer back versus someone who look kind of creepy or maybe even normal looking.She’ll never let you know why she feeling that way, you better figure it out yourself. Compliment her Showering her with flowery words and fake lies, it is the fastest way to get in her pants, at least that the fastest way to get in my pants. I know what you guys are thinking, why are you even thinking of preparing for your date when you don’t have a date to begin with? I probably have to start saving money now for my first date. Good news to you, I found a list to help you look out for warning signs to catch that catfish. However, there is one thing I do like about him is the positive energy he gives out. Anyway, let’s start this list and see how awesome it’s going to be.If you tell her she’s sexy and hot, add 10 points for yourself. I thought the whole time I should dress up as Lara Croft so she knows I’m adventurous. I’m being prepared and I know one day I’m going to be able to take her out. Modeling Profession “If anyone says they are a model, watch out.